Best
- Tons of free Naked Juice whilst waiting in the lobbies at Google
- The climate
- Free wireless everywhere you go
- The toilets at Google. Seat warmers, bidet, and, yes, even ass-dryers
- Double-doubles at In-N-Out Burger
- Drinking too much Blue Machine and getting stomach cramps
- Uncomfortable plastic red, blue, green, and yellow chairs
- Being with a bunch of geeks on Valentine’s Day, instead of my wife
- That guy sitting beside me whose cologne smells like cat urine
- Being told not to take any more photos of the Googleplex
The absolute best? Leaving the left coast for the right one in just a hair over a day. I miss Natania, and haven’t seen my folks in Wilmington in more than seven months.
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