The Best and Worst of Mountain View

Best

  • Tons of free Naked Juice whilst waiting in the lobbies at Google
  • The climate
  • Free wireless everywhere you go
  • The toilets at Google. Seat warmers, bidet, and, yes, even ass-dryers
  • Double-doubles at In-N-Out Burger

Building 41
Worst

  • Drinking too much Blue Machine and getting stomach cramps
  • Uncomfortable plastic red, blue, green, and yellow chairs
  • Being with a bunch of geeks on Valentine’s Day, instead of my wife
  • That guy sitting beside me whose cologne smells like cat urine
  • Being told not to take any more photos of the Googleplex

The absolute best? Leaving the left coast for the right one in just a hair over a day. I miss Natania, and haven’t seen my folks in Wilmington in more than seven months.


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